Aw, thanks for clicking!

I was kidding. I don’t accept donations. If you felt like giving me some money, thanks– now go spend it on your children instead. Buy a nice book, or take them out for ice cream.

But since you did in fact click here, I think you deserve a good joke. Too bad I don’t have one. Read this instead:

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?”

The doctor replies: “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”